jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

(via scotteemccall)

hitterlick:

*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*

(via sourcub)

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda, via thegamesafootmydearcloudyrplayer)

My trip to go see taydokins is booked and all the loose ends are tied.

I’m so exciteddddddddd, two months can’t go by fast enough!

rider-waite:

lilyslunas:

ok but teddy lupin with a turquoise undercut and the lunar cycle tattooed on his forearm.

ok but teddy lupin with a turquoise undercut and a moon on his forearm that changes with the real moon.

(via taydokins)

  • Romans: They were a warrior. Their destiny has been foretold since the age of time. They died a hero and will end in the paradise of Elysium.
  • Greeks: NONNOOOONONONONNOOOONONONONNNOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Greeks: *wails*
  • Greeks: *starts war* NONONONONOONNONO THEY WERE MY FAVORITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY

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